In the kitchen, an elderly man had taken down the wall clock and placed it on the ground.
Then he turned on the kitchen radio to listen to Hip-Hop.
In time with the music, he began gyrating, jumping, and tapping the clock face with his foot.
Suddenly, his wife walked in and said,
You are doing what in heaven’s name!
In response, the husband said,
“Our granddaughter says you can make money dancing on Tik-Tok.”
The well-dressed gentleman thought to himself as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub.
He invited the old man inside for a drink.
As they sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought he’d humor the old man and asked, “So how many did you catch today?””
In response, the old man said,
It’s you who’s the eighth.”