🍎 1. The Smart Student
A teacher said,
“I’ll give $2 to the student who can tell me who was one of the most famous people in history.”
One child said, “Albert Einstein!”
“Great scientist,” the teacher said, “but not who I’m thinking of.”
Another said, “Abraham Lincoln!”
“Wonderful leader, but not this time.”
Finally, a quiet boy raised his hand and said, “Jesus.”
“That’s correct,” the teacher smiled, handing him the $2.
As he walked back to his seat, a friend whispered, “I thought you were going to say Moses!”
The boy shrugged and said, “In my heart, I did. But I really wanted the $2.”
💍 2. The Million-Dollar Question
A wealthy woman and a kind but poor man were having dinner.
“You’re very rich,” he said thoughtfully.
She nodded. “I’ve done well for myself.”
He smiled and asked, “Will you marry me?”
She laughed gently. “No.”
“I figured you’d say that,” he replied.
“Then why did you ask?” she said.
He grinned. “I just wanted to know what it feels like to lose a fortune in five seconds.”
🪄 3. The Magic Desk
Stanley found the perfect desk in an antique shop.
“How much is it?” he asked.
“$5,000,” said the shopkeeper.
“$5,000?!”
“Ah,” the shopkeeper said, “but this is a magic desk. Watch.”
He asked, “Desk, how many coins are in my pocket?”
The desk tapped one leg four times. The shopkeeper reached in — four coins!
Stanley was amazed. “Okay… Desk, how much money does my wife have in her bank account?”
The desk suddenly started shaking, rattling, and banging all its legs wildly for several minutes.
Stanley stared. “Wow… I didn’t know she was saving that much!”
🐄 4. Big Farms, Bigger Pride
A farmer from Texas was visiting a farm in another country.
The local farmer proudly showed him a huge wheat field.
“Nice,” said the Texan. “Back home, ours are twice as big.”
Then they passed a large herd of cattle.
“Impressive,” said the Texan. “Ours are twice that size, too.”
Suddenly, a group of kangaroos bounced across the field.
The Texan blinked. “What on earth are those?”
The farmer smiled and said,
“Don’t you have giant rabbits where you’re from?”
🐖 5. The Clever Farmer
A government inspector asked a farmer,
“What do you feed your pigs?”
“Just leftovers and scraps,” said the farmer.
“That’s not proper nutrition! I’m fining you!”
The next week, another inspector asked the same question.
“I feed them only the finest organic vegetables and premium grain,” the farmer said proudly.
“That’s too rich for pigs! I’m fining you!”
The third week, a different official showed up.
“What do you feed your pigs?”
The farmer sighed.
“I give them $20 each and let them choose for themselves.”
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