Before going on vacation, a blonde goes to a bank in New York and asks for a $5,000 loan.
A banker says to Miss, “Is there anything you would like to use as collateral?”
“Yes, of course,” she replies. I’ll take my Rolls-Royce.”
The banker asks, stunned, “A $250,000 Rolls Royce?”? Really?”
She is very positive. A banker and a loan officer mock her as she hands over the keys. Her credentials are checked, and the title is verified.
Everything looks fine. They park it for two weeks in your underground garage.
She pays back the $5,000 loan as well as the $15.41 interest when she returns.
In response, the loan officer says, “Miss, thank you so much for doing business with us. I have one question for you.”. We found out that you are a multi-millionaire after we checked your profile.
Why would you need $5,000? ””
In New York City, where else can I park my car for only $15.41 for two weeks and expect it to be there when I return?”””
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Lawyer Tried To Outsmart Cop Him Up In The Court Room – Officer Gave The Best Comeback EVER
Question: “Officer, did you see my client flee the scene?”””
Response: “No, sir.” However, I later observed a person running several blocks away that matched the description of the offender.”
Question: “Officer, who provided you with this description?”
Response: “The officer who responded to the scene”.
Question: “A fellow officer described this alleged offender. Can you trust your fellow officers?
Response: “Yes, sir. With my life.”
Question: “With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room where you change your clothes to prepare your daily tasks?”
Response : “Yes sir, we do!”
Question: “And do you have a locker in the room?”
Response : “Yes sir, I do.”
Question: “And do you have a lock on your locker?”
Response : “Yes sir.”
Question: “Now why is it, officer? If you trust your fellow officers with your life, you feel it is necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers?”
Answer: “You see, sir — we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room.”
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