Why aren’t you afraid of me? Satan asked

Satan appeared before a small town congregation one Sunday morning.

Everyone screamed and ran for the church door, trampling over each other to get away.

Soon everyone had left, except for an elderly gentleman who sat calmly.

When Satan arrived at the man, he asked, “Do you know who I am?”””

“Yes, sure do,” the man replied.

Satan asked, “Won’t you run?”””

“Nope, sure ain’t,” replied the man.

As Satan was perturbed, he asked, “Why aren’t you afraid of me?”.””

“I’ve been married to your sister for over 48 years.” he answered calmly.

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