woman went to a shoe shop to buy a new pair of shoes for herself.
It took her an hour to try on many pairs of shoes.
She found the 36th shoe really impressive after 35 attempts.
WHAT IS THE PRICE OF THIS ONE? ” SHE ASKED THE SHOPKEEPER.
‘NOTHING! You can take it for free,’ replied the shopkeeper.
OH MY GOD, WHY? !”
“THIS IS THE ONE YOU WORE WHEN YOU walked in.”
A 50-year-old woman suddenly started swimming instead of going to church!!!!
She was curious and everyone asked her:
Why do you no longer enjoy swimming as much as you used to?”
With a look of helplessness, the lady replied:
She (Daughter-in-law) always asks my son whenever my son and daughter-in-law argue:
Which of your mom and I will you save first if we fall in the water?”
Because I don’t want to put my son in a difficult position, I’m learning how to swim!
The husband and wife argued again a few days later, and the daughter-in-law asked unreasonably:
Now tell me, if your mom and I fall into the water, who will you save first?”
Husband replied:
“My mom knows how to swim, she will save you.”
The wife wouldn’t budge:
“No, you have to jump in the water and save one of us.”
In response, the husband said:
“Then you’ll definitely d.i.e … because I can’t swim … and my mom will save me first.”
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